30.9.2016 Yekaterinburg 

Had 10 hours sleep. Lovely.

Melon and banana for breakfast and we just about made it out the door for 11.15. Train Lag eh?

It was cold, wet and overcast, perfect day for museums so off we went to the biggest collection of art in the Urals, and it was really quite good! And as a bonus it was all in English apart from a special exhibition so that was even better. It explained a lot about Russian art through the ages and all about the metal working and semi precious stone mining that is so prevelant in this area. The only part which wasn’t explained was some 1930’s industrial Soviet Realism art exhibition which looked really interesting with a gold wedding ring in the middle engraved with something.

Then lunch which we had out at another Georgian restaurant, a bit posh but the food is sooo lovely, lots of pkhali (made out of spinach, beetroot and nuts), cheese pizza, aubergine walnut rolls, vine leaves stuffed with spicy lamb and lamb in white wine with tarragon which was one of the best things we have had, so good in fact that we forgot to photograph it until we had nearly finished it.

I would heartily recommend Georgian food as it is healthy, really tasty and full of herbs and spices that we use everyday but they are used in a way that you wouldn’t normally think of using them.

The we were off to a photography museum, Menetov House, which we knew would be in Russian but it said it showed photographs from early 20th century Russia which should be self explanatory. We walked into he wrong room to start with, asked a woman in a shop for the Kacca (Russian for ticket office) she wearily responded it was upstairs.

On entering the exhibition there was no English but there seemed to be an exhibition of indigenous Siberian landscapes and people photos which was interesting even if we didn’t have a clue about what it was. However after about 10 minutes a young lass burst into the room, introduced herself as Sasha and in halting English started to explain the exhibition and the meanings behind some of the photos, her English seemed to get better as she went along and we got a real understanding about the 3 rooms of photographs and other slightly more surreal parts of the exhibition, eg on Yuri Gugarin who died in a plane crash near here, Gary Powers and the U2 incident (nothing to do with Bono) in the late 60’s. We also met the director of the museum who had spent time in England, London, Manchester and Liverpool so we had a chat with her. We found out that they had both been involved with the 1930’s exhibition we saw earlier in the day and explained it all to us, the centre piece being that ring, shaped like a wedding ring with industry engraved on it to symbolise the feeling in the 1930’s that everyone felt they were married to work, 5 year plans and not another person. It was a lovely couple of hours spent learning about the museum and Ekaterinburg.

Back out into the cold and darkening skies and we wandered back to our hostel picking up some pickled herring to go with our salad for tea.

We both really like this city, it is akin to being up north in England, not least in the fact it is bloody cold, but that the people seem warmer, more willing to smile and joke with each other, and us, which is a welcome change to Moscow. Interestingly enough, a couple of Russians have now said that the real Russia is not Moscow it is outside, in the smaller towns and places far from Moscow, which if true means I really like it!

29.9.2016 Yekaterinburg 

Woke up on a gently rocking train having jumped 2 hours ahead, who knew you could get Train Lag? We are now further east than Iraq.

We swilled out the vodka smell from our glass tea cups and replenished with green tea and coffee and had bananas and various bits from the bag of food for breakfast.

In no time at all we were cleaned (as much as you can in a train toilet) and sitting on our beds watching the stunning scenery pass by with the autumnal colours on the trees and the occasional sight of a small village with Dachas scattered throughout. It is exactly how we imagined it to be, loads of forests not many people, run down sheds / houses once in a while.

We were getting close to the, somewhat arbitrary, border of Asia which was marked with an obolisk, on checking the book for exact place it would be then looking up we saw it wizz past the window, great, another sight done! No photo as we were not prepared, apologies!

We arrived on time in Yekaterinburg and unloaded ourselves from our cabin. Now to find the metro station which we know there is no single sign for the stations some are red M, some blue, this one was green and found by following people and using Guy’s gut instinct as opposed to GPS which refused to kick in!

The style of the stations is same as Moscow, large and art deco which is lovely. Metro journey completed, we were up in the open air at the mercy of a map whoses scale we didn’t altogether trust and GPS which was still refusing to wake up. Despite this Guy got us to our hostel swiftly with no wrong turns and, as we had been warned about the 5 flights of stairs we needed to get up, we put heads down and got on with it, trying not to look like unhealthy western tourists when we finally got to the top. Room is fab and wifi actually works so we got the what’s app messaging done and booked in Skype calls with the family.

So, we had a new city to explore but first, as usual, we had stomachs to fill and we were craving salads and vegetables, after a looking for a vegan (yes, vegan) restaurant we gave up and went to a fancy cafe which sold western type food with Russian slant. We both had a massive pot of local herb teas (no idea what they were) and salads, and veg, fish and veg. It was delicious although the place seemed to be set up for yummy mummy’s cooing over their new babies with their yummy mummy friends, so we fitted in like a glove!

Next, Guy wanted to see a semi precious stones museum, I wasn’t bothered but thought I might miss out if I sulked in a bar, so followed him to an old disused hotel which has clearly closed sometime ago along with the semi precious stone museum. RESULT, another sight done!

After viewing the City Pond and other statues around the city Guy needed cake and so we stopped for a civilised tea and cake on our way home.

Supermarket tea bought (smoked salmon salad if you must know) we went back to the hostel, up 5 flights of stairs, and did skyping, blogging and watched the rest of the Russian guests in our hostel.

Vladimir to somewhere in the Urals 28.9.16

Short walk to station and the train had just arrived as it waits at Vladimir for 20 mins. The female provodnitsa (carriage attendant) looked at our e-ticket with mistrust and told us to wait while she fetched her list. We weren’t on it. 1-0 Russia. We looked at her and she looked at us. Stand off. I dug out the tickets we had picked up from Moscow and the thaw started 1-1. “Passports” she requested and the numbers on the tickets matched. GOLDEN GOAL! 1-2. We’re on. (We didnt want to ask why we weren’t on the list)

Our carriage already had 2 sleeping occupants in the top two bunks but our bottom two were vacant. Another result. We tried to quietly stow our luggage and lay down. The carriage was really warm and stuffy and with a poor sleep last night I thought I’d drop off quickly but the excitement of finally starting the epic train ride across Russia kept me awake. I stared out of the window watching yellow birches and green pine forests roll past. The Russian lady above me got down from her bunk and the attendant brought her a coffee which filled the cabin with its rich aroma. Eventually the gentle rocking of the coach got the better of my excitement and I dozed off.

I awoke sometime later and after sitting up our Russian cabin mate entered from the outside corridor and tried to wake her slumbering husband. He looked very content but eventually got up and we invited them to sit on Al’s bunk while myself and Al shared mine facing forward.

They spoke good English and explained they were on their way home after a holiday in Turkey and Israel. They were very softly spoken and both had a cheeky glints in their eyes. He was born in the far east of Siberia on the Russian bank of the 2km wide Amur river which has China on its other shore. Minus 45 centigrade in the winter. He wanted the carriage window closed but she wanted some fresh air. We opened it.

Each carriage has a huge hot water urn called a samovar so we drank tea and ate black bread with ham and chatted and read and feeling the motion of the train, felt very relaxed.

Around 6pm they left the train and we said “dosvidaniya” and were left with the compartment to ourselves. No one else boarded. The whole train was fairly empty now and the next large town stop was at 3am so it was unlikely we’d be joined. Fingers crossed.

Vodka and pickles came out and we merrily chatted. Tonight we cross the Urals and tomorrow we roll into Asia.

27.9.2016 Suzdal to Vladimir

Quiet day today we only need to do a 50 min bus journey and it was a return journey so so we knew the route. 

Breakfast was Russian bubble and squeak eg last nights meal fried with the remaining butter in a pack (yes, we had gone all James Martin and used a packet of butter, 200g, in 2 meals).

Packed and walking down the road by 10am it started to drizzle. 15 min walk later we were at the bus stop with all the locals waiting for the bus 159 to Vladimir, although the bus we all got on was going to Vladimir all that happened was everyone filed off the bus at Suzdal bus station, queued for a ticket to Vladimir and had to get on the next bus going there.

The matriarch in control of the tickets was shouting at everyone in the queue so I braced myself for a torrent of abuse.  When she realised I understood none of her words she simply wrote the times of the buses and I pointed at the one we wanted. No seats this time but we could cope with that,  it was crowded but bearable, I was right next to a local with a massive bag of mushrooms, hoping they were not poisonous! 

Our hostel in Vladimir was purposely near the train station as we were due to be up and on the Trans Siberian at 7am next day, the area around train stations in Russia is the same as UK, grim. So we couldn’t believe our hostel location, just 5 min walk from station down this road……..

Hostel was fab though, really clean also a double room which contained bunk bed wasn’t what we were expecting it is what we got. 

As this is Russia we had churches to see so off we went, into Vladimir city centre to look for them. Initially we were quite disappointed with the church, then realised we had the wrong one! Saw another Rublov masterpiece (in the gloom of the church) decided that was enough and went in search of a Russian canteen or restaurant, that was much harder than it sounds, most places seem to specialise in sushi AND pizzas, which wasn’t what we wanted. Eventually we found a shopping centre with a teeny food court and had some tepid mash n chickenballs, Guy had chicken in red sauce and veg, also tepid. 

We had seen a great cake shop so went there was a surprisingly good brownie and choc cake with green tea,  we know the Russian for tea now, chai (!) just need to learn green.

Provisions for the train bought, there is no pot noodle in Russia, only pot mash. We went back to the hostel and spent the rest of the afternoon and evening trying to upload photos onto the blog (wifi too slow so I gave up) and reading Dostoysky and his experiences in Siberian jail.

About 9.30 pm about  Russian women came back, from work we assume, and all changed into PJ’s and went to bed. Why anyone needs PJ’s is beyond me as heating is left on full blast all night and it is stuffy and hot in bed.

26.9.16 Suzdal

Greatest nights sleep in our luxury (seventies) accommodation.

After green tea and a banana we were  off to explore Suzdal. First off we had to find the post office and send home some collected souvenirs and items brought along by mistake e.g address book! Like I will be writing to anyone in this day and age! We eventually located the post office but not before going into a couple of more official looking buildings (which as they had no stamps on offer we exited swiftly). There was no queue (mercifully) this time so we walked up to the first counter and started to explain in sign language that we needed to send this pile of useless stuff to Great Britain (the only Russian word we had was Great Britain the rest was sign language and smiles). The woman on reception was more than happy to shout ‘Europa ‘ at us so we swiftly put her right on such political matters and got our post posted (with reference number which we could follow of only we were a wifi zone and could put Cyrillic into our phones). My mum will love receiving it as it has no herbs, spices or anything weird smelling!!!

Monday morning chore complete it was 12 noon and we were hungry so off for food we went to yesterday’s restaurant where I had pike, with fried potatoes and very mild saurkraurt, Guy had salad with pea soup.  . It was simple yet tasty food which was really welcome.

Suzdal is small and compact so we walked for about 15 mins down the street to a beautiful view point, cathedral and museum, we were relieved to see that the museum was closed on Mondays and so we didn’t need to go in and wander around aimlessly. Still we watched the tourists taking photos and the shots below are part of an ongoing (if intermittent) series of ‘Al having photo taken in local style’.

More walking around and taking photos of cathedrals and churches, we had a really relaxing day compared to the previous 20 days spent in major cities with loads of stuff to see, it is what we needed.

Without Wifi life seems very strange,  we have missed birthdays (sorry Si) and were wanting to Skype home but are unable to do so, but it is also strangely empowering , not being a slave to the latest notification on your phone, but when walking down the street and wondering what size a bears nethers are and not being able to google it is quite frustrating (queue photo of bear with nethers hidden hence why we wondered how big they were to be hidden).

As our guest house has a kitchen we decided to try and get some food from a supermarket.  The name supermarket is synonymous with the nouns super and market, neither of which are relevant to the stores we went to in Suzdal. We visited a couple yesterday,  the first of which had more items behind the counter than in front and a very surly lass in charge,  we exited quickly. We then found another purveyor of foods and went in, it was a fascinating insight into Russian foods with all kinds of meats (some just left on an open unrefrigerated counter), loads of fish (including smoked which is never seen on restaurant menus,  frustratingly) and open topped freezers (with more fish) which gave an overall fragrance of fish and not all of it completely fresh, by this time we were baffled how the locals ate anything other than slightly rancid meat and fish and broken crackers.  

We went back to the market street with the old ladies selling pickles, veg and herbs from their garden and any other weird stuff they feel the need to put in jars. We bought some potatoes at double the price of a local (which at 35p for 1kg potatoes I can live with) then Guy saw she sold wild strawberry and blueberry jam as well, which was 250 Rbls (£2.80) a jar which we probably wouldn’t pay in UK but as she was so ace (in Russia that means she smiled) we were more than happy to pay.

We then spied a proper supermarket, i.e sold veg, broken biscuits, meat, fish (not smelly), dairy products and more (cuddly bears and mini Mars bars) so we stocked up on veg, butter, yogurt, and dirty frankfurters all for tea.  Although I have to admit that the service was nothing like Waitrose!!!

Back to the hostel and we relaxed and cooked tea,  which is the first cooking in 20 days. Result. Oh, and we may have accompanied the meal with pickles and vodka, our new favourite past time.

Moscow to Vladimir to Suzdal 25.9.16

Up early to shower and pack but a short walk past a briefing of many Moscow policemen and two metro stops meant we were at the train station with an hour to spare before we headed to Vladimir. Into the station through the omnipresent scanners and bag x-ray machines unloading and loading up again and we walked to where the signs indicated our train would go from to find ourselves in no mans land with no further info. Back into the station through the omnipresent scanners and bag x-ray machines unloading and loading up again and we walked to the food area and sat down.

Oh how we enjoyed the next 40 mins. 

Travelling gives you time. A warped sense of time where differing surroundings and unusual routine stretches time much further than the normal daily routine of work life. The next 40 minutes seemed to take hours. Time allows for people watching which in foreign lands is curiously fascinating.

Drunk middle aged men ate lasagne and drank pints of lager. Drunk youths ate KFC and drank tins of lager. We sat down and realised two men were asleep at tables near us.  Drunk men with pizzas shouted at them. They didn’t stir. Table cleaners prodded them. They didn’t stir. Many people ate ice cream. Some people with robust teeth ate ice cream and drank coffee. It was 8.30am on a Sunday. Better than TV.

We dragged ourselves away from the entertainment and a kind guard pointed us to our train. We joined the queue to show our passports to board (tickets are only checked onboard) and dived into the bunfight to put our bags somewhere. We were sat opposite an engaging American couple who were really well travelled. They described it as adventure travel and had been to a lot of countries. An old Russian lady with gold teeth won the “wrong seat despite a numbered ticket” competition and was replaced by a laconic looking Russian man who promptly fell asleep. Our conversation with the American couple had attracted the attention of another American lady sat a few seats down (were we in the foreigners coach?) and she came over to chat. She stood behind the sleeping Russian man and began shouting in American. After a while he awoke looking flustered, opened his bag and pulled a huge, nearly empty bottle of beer from it, drained it, replaced it in his bag, looked at me and rolled his eyes like a 70’s comedian before going back to sleep. 

At Vladimir 80% of the train got off and I thought it must be very popular until I realised most people were just using the 5 min stop to smoke. Smoking is big here. A few vapers but mostly old school smokes.

Our loud American lady friend was also off to Suzdal so I carried her bag to the bus station for her as she seemed to be struggling. Our increasing knowledge of Cyrillic helped us buy a ticket to Suzdal and before you can say “huge menacing flock of pigeons in bus station” we were on our way.

Suzdal is old, quiet, sleepy and quaint and after a 19 day city break through Europe a welcome contrast. We were dropped off in the centre and used GPS on my smartphone to get to our guesthouse. AMAZING! When we travelled in 98 we had to rely on lonely planet maps which we came not to rely on.

No one was in at the guesthouse so we sat outside and wrote up the blog/ diaries. Another guest arrived and kindly phoned the owner to tell him we were here. Russians are still, so far, disproving the grumpy image. Owner arrived and showed us into our huge clean room with TV and sofa and coffee table, we were delighted after backpackers and a ferry cabin. No WiFi though.

We wandered into town over the meandering river, nosing into spaced out single storey intricately carved wooden houses but thwarted by ever present net curtains. Sunday is day-tripper day and the market square was full of stalls selling fridge magnets, slippers, pots and wooden maces! There were horses and carts to ride on and a lot of mead sellers and unusually we were ignored by the touts.

We viewed the many onion domed churches and paid to go into the Cathedral of the Birth of the Mother of God which wasn’t as golden as the Cathedrals in the Moscow Kremlin but the quieter atmosphere made it more enjoyable. 

Besides the multitude of churches, (Daily Fact – at one point Suzdal had a church for every 12 inhabitants) Suzdal is famous for mead, the honey based booze drink. Church done, mead next. We headed to a tasting room and tried eight different varieties, all fizzy and sweet and all slightly different, based on whatever the lady said in Russian that neither of us understood. We liked it though so bought a few bottles.

Tea was in a small restaurant that did simple Russian food really well. Pork with cheese and prunes for me and salmon for Al, both with fried spuds and sauerkraut. No fancy nonsense, just simple classic rustic food done very well. (Rick Stein rant over)

Home for mead and we realised we’d been done. Classic tourist scam. All was out of date and had no fizz and didn’t taste great. We persevered but eventually folded. Oh well, better to have mead that’s flat than never to have mead at all.

24.9.2016 Moscow

We had set the alarm to get up in time for 10am museum opening, how times change,  we used to be up at 6 am every morning now struggle with 9 am. As it was Saturday and we had a long morning ahead of us we treated ourselves to breakfast, Russian style, meaning that a chicken and cheese burger toast was a panini and my cheesecake and berries was yoghurt and berries which included banana, thankfully as bananas are no longer on the avoid list for me this didn’t result in a meltdown.

Another trip on the metro and we got to the museum at opening time only to find there was already quite a queue. We joined the back and saw the same queue action as yesterday, in people popping out the queue and places being saved. We then saw the large notice in English that explained the queueing procedure in the for entry to the museum on first come first serve basis they let 20 people in per half hour!  The queue was enormous yesterday so people must have been waiting for at least 2 or 3 hours for this modern art, we were baffled as to why you wouldn’t just order tickets online (albeit slightly annoyed that we hadn’t seen the sign yesterday and so could have also booked online and been one of the smug people walking past with tickets and walking straight in).  We were in the third lot of 20 so only had to wait for 1 hr 15 mins before being let in (which was enough for our patience). Once inside and paid up we followed the crowd to the exhibition which was some old paintings of ships and nautical stuff which was quite frankly crap, and not modern in the slightest,  we did start to worry that we had spent all that time waiting for some crap paintings however then realised that the modern stuff was on 4th floor and and there was absolutely no one in these areas, no one. Brilliant! We spent the next 2.5 hours learning about modern soviet and Russian art which was great. 

Lunchtime was nearly over so we sprinted back to the metro and went back to the restaurant we went went to on the first day which we had been dreaming of their piles of mashed potatoes for 3 days now. We entered the canteen area and went for a wander round to see what food was on offer and there hardly anything left out, and mashed potatoes were nowhere to be seen, as it was 3 pm and we were starving we made the best of the situation,  ordered a random selection of food,  I even got a glass of the roughest vino known to man and we chowed down our food, it was pretty good.  We love the creamy desserts they do here with the sweet fruit sauces.

We then had one final museum to see, the Gulag Museum,  but could we find it? It had moved, and was now a Gucci  and Burberry shop. Due to Guy’s persistence we did eventually find the place and it was well worth it. We spent 2 hours in there learning about Stalin’s gulags, how forced labour built everything from canals, electricity stations, brewery’s and much more and also saw moving clips of people telling their story of how they came to be in a gulag, it was very well set out and most of it had been translated into English which helped us no end.

We then had a long discussion about whether we should spend our last night in Moscow in the hostel doing washing or whether we should just forget that and go for a beer, I say long discussion,  I mean a quick glance at each others, wrinkle of the nose at the idea of washing and we were in a pub watching the last minute of the CSK Moscow game, thrilling. We left that pub as they were setting up Beer Ping Pong and wandered around Moscow looking at the Russians at play and all the fancy lighting everywhere, it did look beautiful.

23.9.2016 Moscow 

Today I had a banana and didnt spit it out in disgust, it was okay but as we need to eat peelable fruit here I decided to man up and just get on with eating them. Banoffee pie next!

I needed to send my postcards to my nieces and nephew so had manged to decipher what building was the post office (it looked like a police emblem ) and went to get some stamps . On entering the building there were about 6 booths for service yet only 1 was in business, a so far very similar to England.  I stood in line behind 4 other people and started to wait. A minute or two later someone else came in and asked me something in Russian, I stared back and did the international sign for haven’t got a clue by shrugging my shoulders and looking at the woman next to me, who then confirmed that I was the last person in the queue, which by English standards wouldn’t need asking as I was the last person in the queue. This then preceeded to happen each time a new person came through the door. However some people went to sit down or went out for a coffee and and came back so it became apparent to me then why the question needed to be asked. After about 20 minutes there were about 10 people behind me (or sitting down, or popped out for coffee) and a young lass came in,  saw the queue and went straight to the front and had a right barney at the post office clerk. I mean right barney,  everyone just stared. The clerk gave as good as she got! The angry lass left. Meanwhile the queue hadn’t moved on. Eventually one person had been served and we were moving up the queue,  however as this had taken the best part of 25 mins and the woman in front of me had a passport in her hand, which always means a long wait in England, I gave up and took my business to another post office later on which was more efficient but less of an insight into the Russian queuing system.

So we were off the the museum of modern art today, having been told that Russians were not into modern art we were very surprised to see a massive queue when we got there, and on joining this massive queue even more surprised when it didn’t move for 10 mins and so we decided to leave it and get up early tomorrow and come back as it was obviously a popular place. 

Next to the museum is a park filled with loads of old soviet sculptures which was quite eerie.

And a Rolls Royce Silver Cloud with Led Zeppelin painted all over it.

Below is a gigantic model of a boat which the Russians has planed to give the Americans but they refused it, probably as it is too flippin big! The figure on the front was Columbus but when it was not given to the Americans they changed the figure to Peter the Great and plonked it here.

We are on day 2 of all day rain and it was starting to pelt it down so we skipped a leisurely walk in the park and took shelter in the museum of cosmonauts which had very little English translation as usual so we opted for an audio guide, which required Guy to hand in his passport as a deposit! The audio guide gave you more information and it was interesting to see the mock ups and space suit’s, they had Micheal Collins space spacesuit from the moon landing but it was all a Cyrillic blur otherwise.

Still we had seen a few more metro stations so that was a bonus.

We were starving, it was 2pm, so went back into town for lunch at Guardian  (Moscow Times) recommended place which was crap! Sorrel soup didn’t taste of sorrel, pickle soup which didn’t seem to have an pickles and goulash which had some grim bits of meat in it. Guy’s ‘main’ of dumplings was 9 tiny dumplings and nothing else. 

Disheartened we went home and needed to look for somewhere nice for tea and found a lovely Georgian restaurant just down the road (and it sold Georgian red wine, bonus!). Food was lovely and the wine even better. 

Needing to walk off the food we went and saw the autumn festival in the city centre, stalls selling jams, pickles and preserves and oddly raw duck and chickens! We also saw the Bolshoi ballet building being lit up and having a very, very long Samsung Galaxy S7 advert projected onto it, how things have changed!

Moscow 22.9.16

Quiet day today.

Woke up to the sound of torrential rain so neither of us had much enthusiasm to traipse around Moscow. The sound is amplified by the huge aluminium drainpipes which spill onto the pavement, making light drizzle sound tempestuous.

We decided to focus on the only task we had to complete while in Moscow and headed off to pick up our tickets for the Trans-Mongolian train. We are starting to be able to decipher some Cyrillic letters and understand metro station names. Moscow is good practise for this as there are no english translations, unlike St Petersburg.

Tickets acquired we headed for lunch at a canteen chain and as usual got over excited at the unusual things on offer and selected and ate too much. Although the rain had got worse we walked home to help digestion as we were both stuffed.

In the evening we explored our local neighbourhood and stuck our noses into a department store. Initially it felt very strange, like returning to a former life where there are shiny things for sale that you might buy instead of just living out of a rucksack. The food court was very well stocked with a tapas bar showing ice hockey and football, a cake stall, wine, cheese, meat stalls, a humus bar and the fish counter had live fish in a tank for you to choose. No bread shortages here.

21.9.16 Moscow

After a late night our body clocks were reset to 7am by our Chinese neighbours having a chatty breakfast at 7 and leaving the hostel at 8am promptly. Still, as we were awake we blogged and did some admin. 

After fruit breakkie we wandered off into Moscow city centre which, thankfully, is smaller than St P. Our hostel is opposite the Police Academy and this morning there were loads of young, fresh faced police graduates everywhere. It wasn’t like in the films though, not one of them was laughing or joking.   

Off to the State Museum which looked fascinating and full of interesting artifacts from throughout Russian history and we were looking forward to learning more (Guy) or trying to recall A level history lessons (Al) however our Russian language skills let us down dreadfully. So we wandered through like a couple of disinterested teenagers. The museum went thorough the same formula of other museums we have seen,  that is stones, bones, metal tools, metal weapons, chain mail, cannons. The exhibits stopped at 1917. Nuff said.

Architecture of the rooms was lush, see below. 

As the queue for Lenin had gone down we thought we would have a look at him, preserved, and so we trouped though the security checks (the usual metal detectors which go off every time and everyone ignores that fact) and in a long line of tourists we filed past a load of past leaders busts and important Russian personnel (all in Cyrillic which we haven’t mastered yet but we know we went past Yuri Gagarin and didn’t realise it, damm!) 

So, Lenin is fully preserved, like Madame Tussards but apparently real, small chap but the reverence around it all is quite amazing! Even the Chinese tourists we saw were told to SHHHH by the police in charge and they did!

Lenin Tomb enclosure

Some photos of Moscow Metro

Stomachs rumbling we needed a Soviet canteen for lunch so went to the poshest place around for chicken with white bread topping for Guy (and he liked it!!!) and chicken Kiev with some local cabbage dish for me, although neither if us chose usual accompaniments to our meals so we get really weird looks from the staff and others. 

Photo of canteen 

Kremlin was next stop on our tour. So we got tickets and went to go in, as usual there we’re signs about checking in bags so Guy went to see if it was necessay, the Russian official at the classroom said ‘no’,  so Guy took his bag through the security check only for the woman to notice his pen knife and say’ knife?’ to which the only answer was’ yes’ and so Guy was back to the Russian official at the classroom to check in his bag. 
Half an hour later we finally entered the Kremlin.

It is big with lots of cathedrals which were decorated in quite an over the top manner. Must admit to being a little under whelemed as well as being slightly frustrated at being whistled at by officials whenever you stood out of line or stepped over the boundaries, just to take photos of the buildings. 

We left the Kremlin by the stipulated exit which was exactly opposite where Guy had left his bag (and dangerous pen knife)  so 20 min walk later we had bag back and we needed a sit down. 

On looking for a canteen which we wanted to go to (from an article in the guardian obviously!) We stumbled upon an alleyway with the aforementioned canteen and also 3 craft ale bars. It was 4.30pm on a Wednesday and it was fairly packed!!! Full of kids (being checked for ID) older people (some might have been older than Guy), men and women, people in groups but quite a few on their own, a much broader group than you get at home but most importantly NO BEARDS! Beard culture hasn’t reached Moscow yet. There was lots of rock music and I has the best beer yet at 160 rubles IDBR Black Jack Stout.

A few more beers sampled and we made our way back to our tee total hostel slightly worse for wear only to bump into 3 lasses who we had met in St P so had a sober conversation with them and also picked up our Police voucher (proof of where we are staying, necessary for all tourists) .